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sharkjf115


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For those still working until 5pm Friday 22nd
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THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK....


 


1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of s**t.


2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.


3. How about never? Is never good for you?


4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.


5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.


6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.


7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.


8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.


9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying.


10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...


11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.


12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.


13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn.


14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.


15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.


16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.


17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.


18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.


19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!


20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.


21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.


22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.


23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?


24. Do I look like a people person?


25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.


26. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.


27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.


28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?


29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.


30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.


31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.


32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.


33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?


34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.


35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?


36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.


37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?


38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.


40. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.



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ddvmor


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I shall attempt to use each and every one of these during the day tomorrow.

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I'm already off work - hussah! - but then No.8  does apply to me :)

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I have a far scarier fate than working tomorrow... Shopping!!


Looks like these one-liners aren't going to help, in my case.



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Nate, my boy.  I'm very disappointed in you.  Don't you know what Amazon's for?

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sha76jam


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Call yourself a real man?  Christmas Eve's not until Sunday!

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sharkjf115


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So nearly there!


Quite why we're here I don't know.  No one is working but sadly the odd benefit claimant might call up so here is where I have to stay for the moment.  Unless my boss takes pity and covers the phones after lunch.  Then I'm home free!



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NateO


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sha76jam wrote:

Call yourself a real man?  Christmas Eve's not until Sunday!

I am a very proper, real man, thank you. I have deferred my shopping until tomorrow!!!

-- Edited by NateO at 22:56, 2006-12-22

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Susan


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I ended up working until 5pm (despite only being paid until 2pm)   (just so the team youngster could go early like most others seemed to be)


It did mean I could play cricket with the men down the inordinately long corridors - a stress ball and a rolled up hanging file for a bat was all the encouragement we needed!



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ddvmor


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Susan wrote:

could go early like most others seemed to be

Like me, you mean?  Heh heh heh...  My new team is so much better than yours...

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ddvmor wrote:


Susan wrote:

I ended up working until 5pm just so the team youngster could go early like most others seemed to be

Like me, you mean?  Heh heh heh... 


I'm just so much morally nicer than you



(Mind you, you did give me a very nice hug on your way out! )



-- Edited by Susan at 22:33, 2006-12-23

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