The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Ag! Able to talk, but due to funny reaction to anaesthetic been feeling completely drugged all day, came home home at lunchtime cos I'd started shaking & being sick, woke up at 6 with a need for leek & potato soup, amazed myself by staying standing long enough to chop stuff, now struggling to stay awake til it's cooked, so thought I'd come here & grace you all with my spaced out ramblings.
maybe in this situation sharon it would have been more suitable for you to eat some soup from a can, rather than have to prepare it while sick poor lady
poor lady
Indeed!
