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VicM


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This has just appeared on our corporate noticeboard:


"It has been brought to our attention that excrement is being hand-wiped onto the cubicle walls of the gentlemen's toilets in some modules. Individuals  should check that there is paper available within the cubicle before using the  facility.



It really goes without saying that this is unacceptable behaviour. Anyone found carrying it out will be subject to the Company's disciplinary policy, which may lead to dismissal."

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Susan


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"...Anyone found carrying it out will be subject to the Company's disciplinary policy..."

And just how on earth do they expect to 'find someone carrying it out'?  Cameras in the cubicles?


Hey, new job alert:  Poo Operative Official, or POO for short.




-- Edited by Susan at 16:10, 2004-08-25

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ddvmor


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Or a Fecal Inspector?


And I thought the pebbledashing that goes on in our office was bad enough....


(I mean the loos in the office, not the office itsself)



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"... Anyone found carrying it out will be subject to the Company's disciplinary policy, which may lead to dismissal.""

 


Who would actually carry it out of the bathroom?  That's just gross.  Leave the poop in the bathroom where it belongs! 



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That really is quite, quite horrible.


You haven't got SteveO working for you have you?



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ddvmor


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"...excrement is being hand-wiped onto the cubicle ..."
How do they know it's been hand wiped?  Are there special tests they can do?  Maybe someone just, youknow, wiped their arse on the wall!

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Henglegert Rinkerdink


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Finger prints in it I expect

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clever...

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VicM


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"That really is quite, quite horrible. You haven't got SteveO working for you have you?"

Who is SteveO?


Apparently it's happening all over the building (in the men's loos). 


Men are such animals!!



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quote:
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" Who is SteveO?"

That guy from Jacka**


http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0828177/


 


 



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"Finger prints in it I expect "

Presumably, then it would be relatively simple to figure out who was doing it.  ust fingerprint everyone in the building.  If their prints come out brown instead of black... there's your man!


Sherlock Holmes had nothing on me!



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Eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!  Grosssssssssssssssss!

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or you could get everyone in the office to stand in a circle.. and tell them they all have to shake hands.. the guy who doesnt have a problem with it is your offender

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I sincerely hope that the individuals in question aren't trying to polish it!

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VicM


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hmmmmmmmmmmmm maybe that's a way of finding out who did it - look for the guy that has lots of Mr Sheen in his desk drawers!!

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Do you have the ability to see through desk drawers then Vic?


Or just good ol' fashioned snooping?



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VicM


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ooooooooh - snooping - obviously!!!!

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