The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It's OK, he was a wild mastadon, who lived a happy life. He was killed by a sniper, with a single bullet to the head & died instantly & with no idea what was coming. Had he have lived another 2 hours he would have discovered his parents had both just contracted a particularly virluent, and in fact lethal, strain of flu & his wife had run off with a woolly mammoth, taking their 3 kids.
You see Susan, Katie is infact only with King Billy as part of a scheme involving obtaining a Green Card & staying at home all day to make lace doilly dollies. I'd explain, but it's a long story! (So apologies to Katie if King Billy reads this & demands the dtails!)
quote: Originally posted by: sha76jam "Katie, I thank you for defending my honour! You see Susan, Katie is infact only with King Billy as part of a scheme involving obtaining a Green Card & staying at home all day to make lace doilly dollies. I'd explain, but it's a long story! (So apologies to Katie if King Billy reads this & demands the dtails!)"
Do you think King Billy know's that he's just being used?