The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Allen Carr - who was a cool and righteous dude - has died. He was 72 and died of lung cancer. He devised the "Easyway" for giving up smoking in '83 which he used to quit his 100 a day habit and went on to help 20,000,000 other people (including me) give up too.
His book was very clever and I have advocated it to many people who have also given up for good - but I wont ever tell people how it works. If you smoke, and want to give up, I urge you to buy his book (its only £8) and read it. It'll change your life.
Thanks Allen - sorry it got you in the end buddy - but as you said - you had twenty odd years you wouldnt have had if you had kept smoking!
-- Edited by JonnyStead at 08:50, 2006-11-30
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