The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So, I've now kinda moved into my new offices in the armpit of Bristol. When I say kinda, my new boss dragged me over kicking and screaming, but then couldn't find me a desk or a computer or anything as our new offices aren't ready yet. So I'm using half a desk sqeezed in next to pillar Nice.
Anyway. Just outside the canteen is a little foyer area. See the photo below. The brown door with the window is the entrance to said canteen...
Should I be concerned? Should I be expecting Chernobyl Soup? Or a nice Polonium 210 dressing, maybe?