The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
when I was in middle school I cut class with this chick... man I forget her name... sandy I think? either way, we went over to the high school so she could visit her boyfriend. one of the high school teachers caught us wandering the halls and gave us in school suspension... i got in trouble in a school i didn't even go to!
Hey - my Dad calls me chick. Ok so he calls my sister chick and my step mum chick!! It's sweet though - I like it when he calls me chick!! I am not a man I hasten to add!!
It's quite cool in his house - when he makes the tea he just calls out "Do you want a cup of tea chic?" and we all answer!!