The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I think i'be mentioned this before, but my typing skills seem to be going down the toilet. It bwused to be that I couild tyope whole paragrtephs without any typos in them, buit therese days I can't seem, to hit the tighjt keyus./. I', luclty to get a sentance out roghjt.
