The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
DONT - under ANY circumstance - drive around your local residential streets with a wireless laptop looking for other people's wireless internet connections..... its very naughty and not big or clever -
If however you do - nip in and out real quick so you dont get noticed and DONT call yourself Brannon and stay hooked up for ages!
Its not big or clever......
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Especially don't drive around with your laptop seeking other people's wireless networks IN A MICRA! It's not big and it's not clever (the Micra, that is)!