The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It was raining so hard during the thunderstorm at teatime tonight that I said to the family over dinner that it would be wet enough to go bog snorkelling on our grass. At this they fell about laughing, saying that I was making it up and that bog snorkelling didn't exist, but I wasn't. For a full 5 minutes they laughed uncontrollably about pigs also flying overhead, so much so that I left the dinner table, food unfinished, googled and showed them I wasn't kidding:
I don't think toilet snorkelling is, but for an alternative you could try extreme ironing (I kid you not, try www.extremeironing.com if you don't believe me)
quote: Originally posted by: JonnyStead "am I the only one here who thinks the Olympics is pants?"
ugh I am so glad I don't have to watch it this year. my mom is obsessed with the olympics and when I lived with her I was never allowed to change the channel while it was on. if I never have to see it again I will be the happiest person ever.
Good O coz personally I think its a huge waste of money promoting a load of nothing sports that cant stand up financially on their own! bloody hammer throwing...... jees........
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