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They didn't believe me


It was raining so hard during the thunderstorm at teatime tonight that I said to the family over dinner that it would be wet enough to go bog snorkelling on our grass.  At this they fell about laughing, saying that I was making it up and that bog snorkelling didn't exist, but I wasn't. 
For a full 5 minutes they laughed uncontrollably about pigs also flying overhead, so much so that I left the dinner table, food unfinished, googled and showed them I wasn't kidding:


http://www33.brinkster.com/greenevents/bogsnork.html


Oh they of little faith.



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I knew it was real.  That is because we are intelligent, knowledgable women & that'll learn your family to doubt you!

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"The World Bog Snorkelling Championship is sponsored by Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and is now in its 18th year. "


Like it - thats a bit of inappropriate corporate sponsorship..........


What about toilet snorkelling is that real?



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Do Ben and Jerry really go snorkelling in the toilet?  How do they fit?

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I don't think toilet snorkelling is, but for an alternative you could try extreme ironing (I kid you not, try www.extremeironing.com if you don't believe me)

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Hmm.  I go for extreme ironing. I have to dodge cats every time I need to iron a shirt.

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Looks pretty queer Sharon!

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Underwater flower arranging - that'll be on the Olympics next - am I the only one here who thinks the Olympics is pants?

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The synchronised diving is pretty cool, but I can't say I've got into anything else.

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The olympics is taking up valuable tv space where the BBC could be showng more of the proms.

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quote:

Originally posted by: JonnyStead

"am I the only one here who thinks the Olympics is pants?"

ugh I am so glad I don't have to watch it this year. my mom is obsessed with the olympics and when I lived with her I was never allowed to change the channel while it was on. if I never have to see it again I will be the happiest person ever.

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You look pretty happy to me!

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Good O coz personally I think its a huge waste of money promoting a load of nothing sports that cant stand up financially on their own! bloody hammer throwing...... jees........

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