The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
quote: Originally posted by: JonnyStead "Problem is our Hengle is a bit of a rebel and fits it into as many songs as possible whilst attempting to pull a demon face - its funny though when he does it........ With his long hair and funny little beard.... and eyes...... -- Edited by JonnyStead at 11:41, 2004-08-18"
This sounds very affectionate Mr S. Ahh!!! Funny little beard!! What about the eyes though?!!?
quote: Originally posted by: VicM "Poor Hengle. Yes he briefly met the King & I (I love saying that!!!). Was he scarred for life from the experience? Come on then Hengle - were you???"
Not you Vic, no you were positively angelic ... but the King ... yes. Falsehood spinner that he is ... knowing I'm easily confused and ... being the messiah ... ridiculously trusting ... twas unfair.
Mwah ha ha ha ha ha harrrr. (Bit piratey at the end there, eh?)
And you were such an easy target!!! What can I say? It's The Stead that puts me up to these shenanigans. Honest! I may be the King, but I'm easily led.
:quote: Originally posted by: JonnyStead " Sorry dude - didnt mean to mislead you but - but you got me back by taking 37 takes at that solo - I could've given you time to rehearse or even the slightest idea of what we would be recording that day - but where would the fun be in that?"
You wouldn't let it lie, would you ... you just bl00dy wouldn't let it lie.
Still ... the consolation was that I recorded a rather tasty (if I do say so myself) little ditty on my arrival home. It is amazing the difference that can be evident with a little planning time ... and some warm up time.
Stead "Right Bezz ... I want a blister solo over THIS ... GO!!!"
Me "Fling-ger-furdle-wheep-dop-bboiiiiiinnng ... arse!"
quote: Originally posted by: Henglegert Rinkerdink "Not you Vic, no you were positively angelic ... but the King ... yes. Falsehood spinner that he is ... knowing I'm easily confused and ... being the messiah ... ridiculously trusting ... twas unfair."