The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'm told that the majority of the gory violent scenes take place between aliens and predators. Apparently the censors don't feel thats as nasty as people getting slaughtered. Very mixed reviews. I shall be forced to go and see what the fuss is all about. Expect my Kingly judgement in due course.