The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Channel 4 newsreader Jon Snow has sparked controversy by refusing to wear a Remembrance Day poppy on air in protest at "poppy fascism".
Writing on a Channel 4 blog, Mr Snow admitted the absence of a poppy on his lapel had prompted viewer complaints.
He said he respected the armed forces and wore a poppy off-air but did not believe in wearing symbols on air.
Veteran broadcaster John Humphrys said the poppy was a sign of respect and Mr Snow had "missed the point, entirely".
However, the Royal British Legion said wearing a poppy was a voluntary gesture and Snow was entitled to his opinion.
The newsreader said he did not believe in wearing anything on air which represented any kind of statement.
He said: "I am begged to wear an Aids ribbon, a breast cancer ribbon, a Marie Curie flower... You name it, from the Red Cross to the RNIB, they send me stuff to wear to raise awareness, and I don't.
"And in those terms, and those terms alone, I do not and will not wear a poppy.
"Additionally there is a rather unpleasant breed of poppy fascism out there - 'He damned well must wear a poppy!'.
"Well I do, in my private life, but I am not going to wear it or any other symbol on air."
Not a subject that I've rweally given a lot of thought to - whether news-readers should wear charitable paraphernalia on-air, but it seems to me that Jon has a point. Anyhow... vote and stuff. You know you want to!
hmm this is a tricky one, and i'm yet to vote - altho charity related, really a poppy represents remembering what those guys did for us as opposed to 'hey i support this charity' right?
a newsreader in northern ireland got into similar controversy a few years ago but she had chosen to make it a religious thing and now.. she always wears one!