The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well at least someone cares! I am happy to no longer include you in my sulk! Actually, I'm more sulking now 'cos I've just rang the Chinese to chase up my order of an hour ago (30-40 minutes I was told), to be told it'll be another 10 minutes!
(GGGGRRRRRR! Over hour & a half for Chinese, charged full price & convieniently delivered by someone who barely spoke any English, so arguing didn't work. I say again GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!)
I could maybe buy them out & get them better organised? I've yet to taste Chinese cooked by an English person that tasted like Chinese cooked by a Chinese person (this includes an English run Chinese takeaway & a fantastic meal by a proper chef I knew), so I'd best leave the cooking bit to someone who's proved they can do it.
Mmmmmmmm! Nearly forgot, I have prawn crackers for breakfast!
Ooops! Sorry! Ate them before I read your message. In my defense I have no real food in the house & all my clothes are either waiting to be washed, in the wash, or on the line, so I can't go shoping yet!
quote: Originally posted by: Susan "Lame Sharon. You could've gone in the buff. I'm disappointed. All together now: "who's been eating all the pies...erm...prawn crackers?""
You need a maid Sharon - The Jammie kind is pretty good at washing up.....
-- Edited by JonnyStead at 13:45, 2004-08-15
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