The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
quote: Originally posted by: Susan "Hmmmm. Do you think sh*t ponders the date is before it hits the fan? I think not. More likely it hurtles towards the blades with gay abandon."
Wow! You truely know how to master the English language - that's the best thing I've read in ages! And what's even better, by substituting other words for 'the date' it can be endlessly recycled. I bow to your genius, I just can't be bothered to go find the smiley!
quote: Originally posted by: sha76jam "Wow! You truely know how to master the English language - that's the best thing I've read in ages! And what's even better, by substituting other words for 'the date' it can be endlessly recycled. I bow to your genius, I just can't be bothered to go find the smiley!"
Glad you liked it chum. It's nice to be appreciated.
