The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Even more scary – there are 5 Fanny Bush’s, 1 Fanny Shaver, 1 Tiny Bush, 1 Willie Watcher, 4 Ben Dover’s, 3 Drew Peacock’s, 2 Dick Head’s and 3 Peter File’s
There is also 1 Greenock Exile – Anita Bath J and 42 Homer Simpson’s (along with 15 Bart Simpsons). There are 3 Charlie Chaplins and 70 called Justin Case.
There are 10 Richards and 19 Roberts – so there are at least 29 guys called R. Sole. There are 2 called Ima Moron and 2 named Les Bean
I do have sympathy for the one female called Ima Hooker, but the 28 people called Donald Duck deserve all the abuse they get.
And unbelievably, there is one person in the US called Fanny Sweat
I think we should have a competition to see who can find the rudest or daftest name!!!!!!
Oh and there is one Bill Poster in the US - he must be in court all day every day.
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I aint no wide eyed rebel, but I aint no preachers son.
Darren, remember how on UA there was that whole thing where someone thought you were female, & I said didn't the name Darren give it away, & they said that it's a common name for women? Turns out they lied:
More than 99.9 percent of people with the first name Darren are male.
sha76jam wrote: Darren, remember how on UA there was that whole thing where someone thought you were female, & I said didn't the name Darren give it away, & they said that it's a common name for women?
Aye. For some reason someone thought that a spinning biscuit with a heart on was in some way effeminate. Can't think why.
There are There are 958 people in the U.S. named Douglas Adams, though. Maybe one of those is a matress.
Apparently, there are 1,048 people in the U.S. named James Bond. I wonder if they'll all be going to see Casino Rayle next week? I used to work with someone named Jamie Bond. He hated it.
I don't exist! 
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