The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I would like to vent now. My computer sucks!!!!!! Ads, ads more stinking ads. Something or somebody has ahold of it and won't let me type. They won't let me scroll, they won't let me do anything except read these flucking ads. I am SICK of it. I want out!
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You can pour syrup on poop, but that don't make it pancakes!
I'm sensing some frustration here, Dude! Get it out of your system. Do it now!
Have you tried running spybot or ad-aware and getting hold of an ad-blocker? It changed my life - and had the added side effect of making me more attractive to women, fiscally secure and the proud owner of a septic tank! Oh yeah and my thingie's bigger too, now!
