The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Poor Vicky's on a 3 day training course in Marlow. She has to stay in a hotel all on her own tonight and tomorrow.
What's worse is that she doesn't even have internet access there to dispel her boredom on the Bored Board.
She's gonna be lonely, poor thing, so I need each and every one of you to post a hilarious joke or ancedote so that I can MMS them to her this evening!
Poor Vic is in Marlow for yet another 2 day training course. All alone in a hotel room again. If everybody says 'Awwwwwwww' at the same time, maybe she'll hear it!
quote: Originally posted by: ddvmor "Poor Vic is in Marlow for yet another 2 day training course. All alone in a hotel room again. If everybody says 'Awwwwwwww' at the same time, maybe she'll hear it! "
Cooked breakfast, Danish pastries with morning coffee, cooked lunch, muffins with afternoon tea, cooked dinner, subsidised bar?
What the "poor Vic" bit for? Sounds like heaven to me.
Actually, no breakfast (no time - had to get up early enough to shower, dress, do makeup, make sure I've packed everything, check out of hotel and get to course which was a 30 minute drive from hotel by 8:30.
Lunch was free on the course so ate loads and then just had a sandwich for dinner!
Still, course was good, they gave me a leather (yes leather!) cd case. I am now the proud owner of 4 SAS ball points, 4 SAS highlighters, a load of SAS bags, a SAS keyring, a SAS mug and a SAS cd case - not that they are trying to take over the world or anything!! Missed out on the SAS umberella and SAS fleece because I booked my course too early! Going on two more after Christmas - might get the fleece then!! They do have really nice offices over here - a big old manor house with acres or land that goes all the way to the Thames (they own some of the riverbank!!). So they have a great staff restaurant, golf course, cricket pitches, football pitches, bee hives, green houses and apparently they are the top software company to work for in the UK - might have to keep an eye out to see if they have any jobs going (not sure JDK would want to move to Buckinghamshire though - bit of a commute to Bristol!!
What the "poor Vic" bit for? Sounds like heaven to me.
