The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It's bugged me for some time. Below is a photograph of a section of the floor selection buttons in the lifts in my 17 storey building. They're arranged horizontally across the side panel of the lift in two rows. Take a look at it. Can you see what's bugging me so much? Can you?
Argh. It even bugs me here. It's bugging me right now. I can't look...
Hmm. I'm not sure if you guys have grasped the full horror of The Thing That Bugs Me. Correct me if my assumtions are incorrect. Your gasps of disgust seem directed at the general appearance of the panel - I can assure you that the odd greeness is actually an effect of using a rubbish camera phone to take the picture. It's actually a perfectly normal inoffensive brushed steel effect panel. Take a closer look at the buttons...
ddvmor wrote: Hmm. I'm not sure if you guys have grasped the full horror of The Thing That Bugs Me. Correct me if my assumtions are incorrect. Your gasps of disgust seem directed at the general appearance of the panel - I can assure you that the odd greeness is actually an effect of using a rubbish camera phone to take the picture. It's actually a perfectly normal inoffensive brushed steel effect panel. Take a closer look at the buttons...
We did spot the whole not numbered in the right order thing dude, which is why we were so disgusted - we didnt just climb out of the trees you know!
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ddvmor wrote: The horribleness of it must have affected my brain. I think I'm better now. Sorry.
Boy oh boy. DD, you're certainly not better if you're apologising when you've done nothing wrong - you've been hanging around me for too long and picked up my bad habit.
Although I think forcing me to apologise for the trauma that I've suffered is a bit insensitive. I'm a little upset now and may go and cry for a bit. Like a girl. In a dress. A pretty pink floral one with lacy bits and a ribbon in my hair. And a handbasket.