The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Even when we're not aware of them, erotic images can still grab our attention, showing that the hunt for a mate takes place without our conscious control.
According to Sheng He from the Department of Psychology at the University of Minnesota and colleagues, "invisible erotic information can either attract or repel observers' spatial attention depending on their gender and sexual orientation." In other words, sex sells - even subconsciously.
So, if you're wondering why you're feeling strangely aroused right now, I can tell you that it's because the background image to the JDBB is currently that of an invisible naked couple. You can't see it, but it's there. They're very sexy. Very sexy indeed. And invisible.