The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Can't wait 'til Stead sees that picture! It's be like Christmas came early this year! Er... Tesco says it already has. (bit of cross-threading there... sorry)
Jesus! You just know this would get me going - some women have no bloody respect for themselves! As wrong as it is to get up there looking like an animated x-ray (and believe me I think thats a terrible example to set) do we really have to say to young women thats it OK to let yourself get into that state too?
Rule of thumb people - if you need a wet suit and a mining helmet to make love to her - she needs to leave the cake alone for a bit!
mumble mumble curse grumble
-- Edited by JonnyStead at 23:33, 2006-10-10
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Apparently, there are some threads here that should be posted only with a warning label...Would someone please pass the knitting needle for my mind's eye?...Ben
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