The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Even November's too bloody soon. Just how long do people need to buy their chocolates and cake, anyway?
At least I won't have to suffer Douglas Fir too soon this year. They knocked the shop down so that they could dig big holes in the ground and spread some mud about. SOmething to do with redevelopment, they said. 'That's ok', I said, 'as long as you demolish Douglas Bloody Fir!'
I do already have my Christmas tree! Had to pay an extortionate £20 for it last year, as they were either understocked or unusually popular & it was the only one left that would fit in my house. It needs to at least at least until this Christmas, then it will be a bargain!
Number 5 drives me crazy, people pacing or driving slower than the slower lanes in the passing lane. Or even worse, simply driving in the passing lane when there is no one in the slower lane. And it's against the law...
It could be the worst state I have ever driven for this sort of behaviour... It's everywhere... Someone referred to highway 100 as a Nascar event the other day, and my response is, more like a rest-stop.
And of course, your average Minnesotan's going to be outraged when I pass on the right, which I am now forced to do...
Traffic jams and risky passes are going to exist, but some Minnesotans (not all, some will yield) go out of there way to create these situations with their remarkably poor driving (in general)... Maybe it's not Minnesota nice, perhaps it's just laziness (not willing to yield the passing lane, too much effort)
I really like Minnesota but there are quite a few people here demonstrate rather poor driving skills...
A freeway is a special kind of highway, the fast kind, no traffic lights (none) and limited entrance and exit points.
A highway can range from freeway to a bigger street. Highways usually have faster speed limits than streets, but can very much look and feel like one. And vice versa, highway 100, as mentioned earlier, is a freeway.