The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Don't follow these links if you're eating. Or is you're generally squeamish.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... the postively unpleasant parasitic Candiru! Showing in a Wikipedia and YouTube near you!
Now you've been thoroughly nauseated (and guys - you can let go of your parts now!), I challenge you to match the sheer squirming grimness of Mr Candiru!
Actually... I think I've already come close. There was a picture of a chinese guy in today's Metro who was pulling a car with his eyelids. A quick google found me the pictures in glorious technicolour!
Ive heard of them before, I heard thay can actually swim up your wee if you're standing on the bank peeing into the water. Sounds unlikely but it scared at the time.
They should make a movie: Candiru v Pirhana (v Jaws)