yes i think her plan is to make her 4year old daughter slip through small holes to steal cider..

.. not sure tho

As I understand it, the common-or-garden English pasty is pretty timid and will try to run away as soon as they see you - this is sort of difficult as they have no legs which makes it fairly easy to capture them.  Unfortunately their wet and weedy lifestyle is reflected in the flavour.

Now the indigenous Cornish Pasty is a very different thing.  they tend to roam Bodmin Moor in small herds (usually distinguished from each other with bandanas or herd tattoos).  Swift and rabid, they are nigh on impossible to catch.  Fortunately, when two pasty herds meet on the Moor, a vicious battle generally ensues during which many pasties lose their lives.  It is a short and violent life for a Corish pasty.

Professional Pasty hunters will track a herd of pasties for weeks on end hoping for a bit of pasty warfare.  Once the battle ends and the pasties disperse, they swoop in to collect the pasty corpses and sell them for consumption while they're still fresh.  Lovely.

A warning for any Jammie Dodgers who plan to hunt Cornish Pasties - never disturb a Female Pasty and her litter of Pastlets.  When defending her young, the female pasty is one of the deadliest killers on the planet.  In fact it is rumoured amongst the most devoted Pasterians that the entire Big Cat population of Bodmin moor was wiped out in the seventies by a disgruntled female pasty.

I have prepared the following picture of a Rabid Female Cornish Pastie to illustrate what a truly terrifying prospect they are!

Envigilating....... good word.....

Suuuuueeeeeeeyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have returned.  As instructed I have 'tanned my bits.' 

I have also drunk much and managed not to fall in the river. 

Suey's back!

Where'd you head off to lass?

Well welcome back!