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ddvmor


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I think I'm gonna have to perform some on my computer.  Pile of sh*t.

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Joe


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Switch it off an on again first - then curse at it and then kick it

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JonnyStead


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Check the Overhead Underhang is not overheating, and that all the info is running through the b*llsh*t interface ok -


Then stick it on the ramp to take a good look at - suck air through your teeth for bit, shake your head - say something like "You see.... its not the parts its the labour" and then just call it a BASSERD! and get a new one -


 



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bonniepirateanne


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and when you're doing you can come deal with mine

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ddvmor


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Aha.  It was the Overhead Flange Nut.  A small piece of metal which must be imported from a small village in Taiwan....  by donkey.  All will be well in four months.

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JonnyStead


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quote:
Originally posted by: bonniepirateanne
"and when you're doing you can come deal with mine"
Whats wrong with yours innit?

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VicM


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No, really - Just Baaaaa.

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he he he... innit...

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NateO


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Dude, none of the jacks on my laptop, except the docking station hookup, work on my PC; effectively making it a, erm, desktop. Piece of sh*t.

-- Edited by NateO at 21:42, 2004-07-29

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Joe


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I reckon the Alternating reciprocation unit, or ARU (even sounds computery!) could have something to do with that.

You can get a new one if you prove you are pure of heart and soul, touch your elbow with your tongue and pay $5.99 for p/p

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ddvmor


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The  only problem with that, Joe, is that  for some reason, the average PC repaiman can't tell his *rse from his elbow.  I have an image in my mind of all these IBM engineers breaking their spines trying to lick their own *rses...

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JonnyStead


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I resemble that remark! innit

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ddvmor


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Cor.  My elbow tastes like sh*t!

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he he he - I told you to watch out for Elly - he still smells!

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NateO


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Not to worry Joe, I'm throwing the piece of sh*t out the window and getting a new one. There’s no point in wasting time trying to polish it.

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JonnyStead


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Quite right - its about time we demonstrated how wasteful we can be in the western world again!!!!


Let us all go and throw out our PC's - now and get new ones then we can play doom 3 without our PC's crashing !!!! hoorah!



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bonniepirateanne


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 all this computer defenestration is making me dizzy



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NateO


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Quite right - its about time we demonstrated how wasteful we can be in the western world again!!!!
Let us all go and throw out our PC's - now and get new ones then we can play doom 3 without our PC's crashing !!!! hoorah!

Damn skippy!

Actually, it's 3 years old and the lease is up. New PC arrives on Friday.

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ddvmor


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Woohoo!

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Yippee!

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It is done, I got my brand spanking new IBM X40 today, and it is smokin'! Got the big RAM uppgrade and a fantsy pants keyboard and optical mouse, I'm loving life!


Yippe!



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ddvmor


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Fancy pants?




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Eeewww!  You must go to some well dodgy sites Darren!  Apart from being hideous, and large enough that you'd still be decent (decent only in the sense of covered up you understand) wearing them & nothing else, they would appear to be waterproof.  (I feel so sorry for Vic sometimes, really I do)

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ddvmor


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But you have to admit that they're pretty fancy.  Waterproof is just a Brucie Bonus!

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Fantsy pants:



Fcuker's got two USB ports on it! And connects to the laptop with a USB connection!



-- Edited by NateO at 23:59, 2004-08-06

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ddvmor


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Sweet, dude.  And it has extra knobs on it, too!


(Isn't it a bit small?)



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JonnyStead


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Nate - my hero has fallen - USB on keyboards  old news mate - we have all kinds of the things on them now - only kidding we barely got past  past ps2 moUSE lol



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Joe


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Im in the process of trying to save so i can upgrade my pc (so i can play doom 3 without the pc crashing )

Is gonna be something similar to this but without some of the bits there cuz i already got them. However its well cheaper in american money than our money

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JonnyStead


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I would love to spend loads on my PC - but just had to kill £150 on wireless lan software etc -


Nightmare.....



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Henglegert Rinkerdink


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HOOooooowwwWWWWW MMUUUUCHHH?


Did it make any difference?  Connectivity available now?



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ddvmor


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Issa lotta dosh.  You could buy loads of pasties for that!


Still, he's online now!  I video-messaged with him at the weekend.  It was great.



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