The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So the notwife and I had a very long weekend, well Saturday travelling to Harwich to pick this lovely bundle of joy up. A bit sad, but I'm so excited that I had to tell someone! Thing is, does anyone know what it is
PS. That isn't the notwife if you're wondering, merely a friend who came along for the fun of it!
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If I had to bet - looking at the way the doors appear tightly sealed and there is no air intake on the bonnet (hood) - i would say its a car that can drive in water too?
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Stole my thunder ... it's a Thing, clearly, and the engine is in the back. Germany's WWII answer to the Jeep, dontcha know. Very popular car in the right circles. I know I'd love to have one, just because it's so darn different. I enjoy being peculiar.
It is awesome. We've got the UK MOT on Thursday then we can get it registered in the UK. Ours must have been some kind of field ambulance or mobile first aid station as we've even got the blue flashing light and klaxons, plus a spare cream bonnet complete with Red Cross. It runs really well so hopefully it will pass the basic tests. Needs a new roof and some of the window panels but all in good time. Anyhow who needs a roof, they're for wimps.
I think my girlfiriend is already preparing a christmas list of thing related goodies now. It's more her car than mine I must admit. Still she may be the only Thing driving solicitor in the UK.
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