The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
quote: Originally posted by: ddvmor "It's the same guy. Tom and Peirce are one and the same. I'm scared now! I heard a really scary rumour that Orlando Bloom was hoping to be the next Bond. "
Bloom is a talentless boy in a man's world - fecking tart... ehum....
Pearce has a ginga tash! - not so cool now Mr "Irish Smoothy I was on the Muppets as a Lobster 007, love me love me" Brosnan!
Not bitter though.......
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