The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Neither of us are squeemish. Don't think I've come across anything yet that can put me off food (especially kebab).
I brought Elly downstairs so that he was at least laying on the floor in the same room as us - he wasn't walking anywhere - just laying wherever we put him. It meant he wasn't on his own though and I think he appreciated it!
quote: Originally posted by: JonnyStead "Is he alright Vic?"
Seems to be fine now - although I just gave him a wotsit (one of his favourite things!!) and he sniffed it, chewed the end a left it, so I don't think he's completely right yet.