The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
My TV died this evening. I was just about to sit down and watch Extras, when it went blank and an exciting new aroma filled the room. The aroma of burning. Mmmmm. Unfortunately I can't afford to replace it until I manage to sell my house!
My mp3 player broke down a couple of weeks ago as well. All I have left is my (newly repaired) PC. Fingers crossed that it doesn't die again.
Sucks to be me.
(cash donations to the JDK's TV replacement fund can be posted to the usual address! )
That's a dern shame. I think the fates are trying to tell you something. I don't know what that might be as I am not one of the fates or anything. Just sayin.
Yeah that does suck - must be something to do with Extras because it made my Skybox crash last night and it didnt record... hmmm something odd there...
Unfortunately I only own one telly mate so I cant lend you one like...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Oh, my skybox should have recorded it fine. Catfish (you know, the imaginary one) says I can borrow the spare telly in her bedroom if I want. Not sure whether the telly is imaginary too, though...
If you find that you seem to be able to write the programme you are watching as it goes along... its probably imaginery too -
PS you prancing around at your house last night in a skirt, wig and fake high voice didnt convince me that Catfish was real for a second - you ought to know...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
PS you prancing around at your house last night in a skirt, wig and fake high voice didnt convince me that Catfish was real for a second - you ought to know...
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