The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
There’s some of conspiracy here! My favourite pub:
1) Raised prices a month ago, $3.25/beer to $4.50/beer 2) Last night, pulled all of the big (34 ounce) mugs, now I have a micro mug which can’t be much bigger than pint 3) Fired my mate yesterday [who has been a server there for 10 years] over something very pidly 4) Are pulling all of their internet thin clients within the month 5) Minneapolis is banning smoking in all pubs in March!!
What’s next? They’ll want to come over and kick my bloody dog?!
Yeah, happened me at the bar i used to work in at home - went down to meet a mate for a few pints etc and all the prices had leapt up somehow - its cheaper to drink in belfast than randalstown now!
To add a little insult to injury, they have a policy that terminated employees can't enter the premises for 45 days, so my mate can't even go in for a beer (although I can't be sure why he'd want to!!).
Sorry to hear that Joe, it's a real bum rush I tell ya. I'll have to start looking tomorrow morning I think...
I always hated rules like that. When I was waitressing, you couldn't sit at the bar even if you weren't working and were out of uniform. You had to sit at a table.. which meant you were now paying your salary to the other servers... friggin annoying!
quote: Originally posted by: NateO "To add a little insult to injury, they have a policy that terminated employees can't enter the premises for 45 days"
quote: Originally posted by: Joe "24 cans of Olafenbrau for £12 in tescos as well isnt to be sniffed at, or if you are too skint for that a barrack buster is pretty good value"
The barrack buster is good, but tends to go flat before I finish it.
quote: Originally posted by: VicM "My cider costs around £2.80 - £3.50 a pint these days."
That's mad! Remind me the point of the south? Don't know cider prices, Guinness you can rarely get under £2 now (though still ocassionaly get a nice suprise), but I've never seen it over £3, even in the expensive places. Move north!
quote: Originally posted by: JonnyStead "Olafenbrau? sounds like anti-freeze or sumfink......"
Hehe, no anti-freeze. Years ago when i worked in the pub there was this carlsberg advert only it was for a beer called olafenbrau but at the end the sign fell of the beer tap and it was carlsberg.
quote: Originally posted by: sha76jam "That's mad! Remind me the point of the south? Don't know cider prices, Guinness you can rarely get under £2 now (though still ocassionaly get a nice suprise), but I've never seen it over £3, even in the expensive places. Move north!"
The point of the south - like it -
The main point of it is to house the posh people and run the country I think....... and keep the welsh in check.... sorry Hengle.....
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The main point of it is to house the posh (i.e. inbred) people and run the country (into the ground) I think....... and keep the welsh in check (because they play rugby and we're scared of 'em).... sorry Hengle.....