The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
OK - tonight it's Schubert's 8th Symphony (the "Unfinished") - it's a good one. Don't know about Janacek though - they're doing his Hukvaldy Songs and Glagolitic Mass.
Friday you all need to watch the Proms on BBC4 - it's Dvorak's 8th Symphony (my favourite - also the first symphony I every played when I first got into the Youth Orchestra when I was 10).
Come on people - I'm trying to educate you all musically and give you a little bit of culture!!!