The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Absolutely and Chirac recently stormed out of a presentation from a leading french businessman because he spoke in English claiming it to be the "International language of business" -
If you consider that the US is the biggest 'business' country in the world - we should probably defer to their spelling of things these days.
Controversial I know -
PS Nate - when can I come over for a free holiday?
Soon, mate, soon!
I guess pants can equal underpants in your aged world... But I don't follow. Pants are, erm, pants, Jeans, Trousers (Jeans are not Trousers), etc...
Don't think the French would, either. Pantalons <> underpants... Did I just reference the French?
I even voted wrong because I assumed pants to mean the long thingies covering your legs (jeans, trousers, whatever). I read that first post thinking "why in the world would you need 20 pairs of pants, even less 60 ..." but now I get it. Undies. Yeah, 20ish is about right for me, too ...