The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
and incidentally, any piece of 'artwork' (if you can call it that ) or piece of work or whatever is automatically copyrighted as soon as you put it onto paper, i think you're trying to trick people into infringing your CR and then you're going to sue them.. isn't that right mr badtaste? hehe