The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Ah, I see! It was in my laundry basket. Now I would not normally wear stuff out of my laundry basket, but I figured that as whatever I wore was going to get sweaty & need washing then it'd do!
Excellent reasoning there, Our Sharon. I shall take it to heart and apply it to my everyday choice of clothing.... well I sweated in it yesterday - but I'm gonna sweat in it again today so that's ok.
The whole point of going for a run is that you're going to sweat lots (well, maybe not the whole point!). It is also worth noting that the chances of me actually stopping to chat to anyone were only just higher than zero.
But see the point is I didn't want to! Anyway, it wasn't smelly! My clothes do make it to the laundry basket before they're noticably grubby or smelly! (Seemingly a concept you don't understand!)