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ddvmor


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Ok, so I've built a database to hold all of the Fraud Intelligence for the organisation - that was the easy part.  Now, in line with tradition, I have to come up with a name for it.  My cunning plan is to use the acronym I.N.S.I.D.E (as in Intel Inside - it's funny, honest) but I need to make the acronym sound legitimate - the I and the N can stand for INtelligence, but I'm stuck on the S, I, D and E.  So I'm turning to the finest minds in the Western Hemisphere for a bit of assistance.  Fix my acronym, people!

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Joe


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why not

Internal Security Intelligence Data Engine?

Or

Internal Secure Intelligence Data Engine?

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quote:
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"why not Internal Security Intelligence Data Engine? Or Internal Secure Intelligence Data Engine?"
I've thought about this for several seconds now and I think Joe has probably got it about nailed down.

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ddvmor


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Not bad - but I don't think I'll get away with the Security bit.  Lots a of departments with security in their name - they'd get confused, poor loves...


Excellent work, my friends...


Internal Something Intelligence Data Engine



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Scoundrels?


Shared?


Sausage?


Sandwich?


Syndicated?


Swordfish?


Smelly?


Socks?



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Ooooooh.  Shared sounds good.

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Joe


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Yeah, i think shared fits as well

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bonniepirateanne


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i just watched an episode of dilbert the other day - where the boss told them to come up with a name of their new product.. without actually having an idea for a product yet.. this just reminds me of that episode


so i thought i'd share



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ddvmor


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You just watched it or you watched it the other day?  C'mon girl, make up your mind.  Stop toying with us.

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I thought you like being played with?


 


 


 


  Sorry Vic - your line.



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bonniepirateanne


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oh i see your confusion.. what i meant to say was - i JUST watched it THE OTHER DAY

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So it was just the other day - silly Darren,

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"oh i see your confusion.. what i meant to say was - i JUST watched it THE OTHER DAY "
So what you're saying is that the other day, you just watched Dilbert.  And presumably did nothing else all day.

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"So what you're saying is that the other day, you just watched Dilbert.  And presumably did nothing else all day."
no no darren, again, i see why you got confused.. but what i was saying was, i just watched dilbert the other day

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So D, what is the name of the database to be?

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That's a work question.  Yoy can't honestly expect him to answer that when he's on a skive?



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