The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Ok, so I've built a database to hold all of the Fraud Intelligence for the organisation - that was the easy part. Now, in line with tradition, I have to come up with a name for it. My cunning plan is to use the acronym I.N.S.I.D.E (as in Intel Inside - it's funny, honest) but I need to make the acronym sound legitimate - the I and the N can stand for INtelligence, but I'm stuck on the S, I, D and E. So I'm turning to the finest minds in the Western Hemisphere for a bit of assistance. Fix my acronym, people!
Not bad - but I don't think I'll get away with the Security bit. Lots a of departments with security in their name - they'd get confused, poor loves...
i just watched an episode of dilbert the other day - where the boss told them to come up with a name of their new product.. without actually having an idea for a product yet.. this just reminds me of that episode