The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
quote: Originally posted by: ddvmor "Actually 'twas a sandwich toaster. A very kind gift from the Stead, whom I shall revere for all of eternity as the Giver Of Toasties."
Toasties..... sweet.......
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quote: Originally posted by: bonniepirateanne "my housemate used to always make chocolate toasties.. i'm more of a tuna and cheese girl myself.. oh and now my parents have these handy toaster bags: which make a smashing toasted sandwich with none of the mess.. *ahem* i'm so weird"
ohmygosh! those are just the coolest things I've ever seen! Now.. where to get me some of them...
quote: Originally posted by: Andromeda " (I think this proves beyond a reasonable doubt that I have no life. No normal person would get this excited over toaster bags.. lol!)"
Ermm, OK, so admittedly never knew that! Mind, I just remembered huge discusions on putting links at the bottom to save scrolling at UA (thrilling place that it is!) & it was never mentioned, so I guess I'm not alone. Honestly not really any easier than scrolling on my laptop though (assuming I'm using the mouspad at the time), cos they're opposite corners of the keyboard.
Nope, just on the left! Slightly smaller than a standard keyboard, which they've acheived by missing out a few superfluous keys. If I'm down the bottom of a post then my right hand's likely to be on the mouespad, not the keyboard & the home key's just out of reach without moving my whole hand (whadayya mean "lazy"? Moi?). Curled up in an armchair is possibly not the approved position for computer use, I could see these things would be easier sat at a desk!
quote: Originally posted by: sha76jam "Link back to the homepage, just above the Google search, even more cool, no more endless scrolling."
Yup. I had the same issue, hence the cunning link placement. Can't be arsed to move my finger the 5 inches from the mousepad to the 'home' button. Too much effort.
I just found hout how to force a page refresh after a set period... so I've added the html tag with a refresh rate of 300 seconds. I like to play. Tell me if it's annoying and I'll whip it out again!.... erm - and the html!