The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Yesterday afternoon, I was walking across Bristol to take advantage of a lift when, in the space of about quarter of a mile, I passed three, yes three, one armed men. Two of them were just missing an arm and the third had a strap-on one with a clippy bit on the end. He was holding a newspaper in it.
They were all missing their left arm. I wonder if there was a left arm amputees convention going on in Bristol yesterday...