The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
A ventriloquist was visiting Wales when he saw a man sitting on his doorstep with his dog, he walked up to the man and asked him "can I speak with your dog?" the man the replied "I’m sorry but my dog can't talk." The ventriloquist turns to the dog anyway and says "Hi, how are you and how does your master treat you?" the dog replies, "Hello, I’m fine, my master walks me twice a day and feeds me well."
The ventriloquist then says to the man "Can I speak with your horse?" the man looking surprised nods his head. The ventriloquist goes up to the horse and repeats what he said to the dog, the horse replies "Hi, yeah, I’m ok, my master treats me very well and rides me everyday."
The ventriloquist then again turns to the man and says "May I speak with your sheep now?" The man jumps up and shouts "The sheep’s a liar!!"
quote: Originally posted by: JonnyStead "Vic - I dont think Vikings were celts....... may be wrong..... "
You couldn't possibly be wrong and I need to point out that I never said they were Celts!!!
I was merely pointing out that a lot of the northern most part of our little island was taken by the bearded men and still shows signs of their existence. In fact I believe a study was done which showed that most native northerners were descended from Vikings!!
Grrrr, I wish I could edit >grumble< ahem, sorry I meant to say "Mongrel Nation"
Better? Damn, just noticed editing's no longer anonymous! Glad we did the whole friendly malicious editing thing a while back! Sorry, I'll stop hijacking your post now.
Great series. 
