The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
No. On a train it is possible to get away from these dribbling morons with nothing to say into their mobiles. On a 3 hour plus flight I can foresee a lot of air rage. Imagine being stuck next to some twat who is constantly simpering down the phone. Thanks but no thanks. Rey, Berwick, UK
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson