The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So, in my infinite wisdom (and it IS infinite, you know) I have decided that we will all enjoy a little caption competition.
Below is a photo of king of cool, Steve Mcqueen. Not so cool in this photo. Funny captions please. When we've had a few, someone else can post a picture for similar purposes.
