The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Ok - so I save my game to let D have a go and he steals the chair and then after all that has gone to the loo - I could have got 10 mins more playing time!!
King... didn't your mum ever teach you to play fair? You either hold it until you're done playing or you let her have the extra 10 minutes and play the game after you go to the loo.
Yeah. All Activisions fault. Nothing to do with my personality flaws at all. I'm stuck on the game now. Stupid moving platform thing and a guy with an electro cannon trying to zap me. D'oh