The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
My license still has the same picture on it from when I got my permit (I was 16!). My face looks the same, but my hair color/cut tends to change once a month or so. One time after an extreme "Is this really your license?" drill, the lady STILL didn't believe it was me and told me she was going to sell me the bottle of wine but "just this once!" as if she was doing me some big favor. Like I couldn't go next door and buy it.
She told me if I was going to change my hair color/cut, I should get a new picture on my license. Ugh, please! That's almost 100 seperate licenses I'd need to get!
Hoping my editing may have cleared the first bit up for you Nate!
"Made up" is an expression I've picked up from Scouse-land (are you going to need a definition of Scousers too?), see here: http://www.pettitt.fsnet.co.uk/Dictionary/M.htm (tell you, that looks useful, I shall have to study it!). I wore no make-up to the cinema.
Hoping my editing may have cleared the first bit up for you Nate!
That did help! Ok you were stoked. I thought made up was like what a Yankee might describe as done up.
Speaking of which, I approached by two prostitutes with an interesting proposal on Sunday evening. Odd stuff, I don't recall even having seen a noticeable working girl in Minneapolis before.
quote: Originally posted by: NateO " Speaking of which, I approached by two prostitutes with an interesting proposal on Sunday evening. Odd stuff, I don't recall even having seen a noticeable working girl in Minneapolis before. "
Either you're missing a "was" there or you've got an extra "by"!