The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
the day they advertise jammie dodgers i will force myself to watch it, and perhaps manage a slight smirk, otherwise i'm with the guys on this one.. no to badgers!
Well, it's winding down time for me - 2 1/2 hours to bedtime. I'm afraid I'm trying the Olde English again. The head is tolerating it wonderfully at present!
Holy ****, speaking of 'Senior' that reminds, I'm talking to this lady at the pub last night, and she says "I'm retiring in 2 years, I'm too old for this ****." So I says, "Me too!" She laughs, so I says "I'm actually older than I look. How old do you think I am?"
It's weird really, people seem to think I'm younger, taller & thinner than I actually am (I do mean in real life, not online!). If only I could figure a way to bottle it then I could make a fortune!