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NateO


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Hmmm, 8 out of the last British Open Championships have been won by Yankees. Are the Brits ****ed?



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Golf is for old farts who have more money and time than brain cells.

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I tried telling my ex-girlfriend, Steph that, but I don't think she was following me.

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You obviously like your girls to be sporty, huh?

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A little. But this was over-the-top, I'm sweating out a round of 106 while she's shooting 86 and trying to console me... Not good for the morale.

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Not a constructive use of either of your time.

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Debatable Suey, exercise isn't the worst thing for your body eh.

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Golf is boring.



There is a bloke at work who is always taking time off to play golf - apparently he's quite good and does competitions and stuff.  He's boring too.




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Indeed not young man.
Has to be the right kind of exercise though, no?

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Right!

Versus the wrong kind that is.

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Oh yeah! 

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It's better with [a lot] beer Vic.

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Cider?

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As are a lot of other things. 

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I might see if my head will tolerate some cider tonight - purely medicinal you understand.

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Cider?

As long as it's light, if it's hot out, you won't want to be drinking maple syrup eh!

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You go girl!!!

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Care to join me long distance?

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So can we conclude that the Yanks are more boring?

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Yup - so we're all going for a cider.

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Because a handful of them dominate the British Open? Sure!

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Oooooh, my head hurts.  I only had one can of Olde English.

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You're drinking this stuff:



Wow!!

Here's the write-up:

"Olde English 800
Alcohol Content: 5.86%
AKA: 8-Ball, Old E, OE, Ow-Ee.
Rep: The choice of OGs.
With a great head, voluptuous J-Lo body, smooth finish, OE is the complete package. Even though Miller recently bought the brand from Pabst, they seem to have wisely chosen not to mess with the original recipe.
Aesthetics: Classic old school label that announces you just bought 40 ounces, not once, not twice, but three times.
Trivia: OE has been praised by more rappers (without being compensated, see St. Ides) than every other malt liquor combined. Devotees past and present include Ice Cube, Eazy E, NWA, NAS, Beastie Boys, Alkaholics, TuPac and Dr. Dre."

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Nasty stuff!

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It's not the same stuff, Honest - it's good old fashioned cider. 440ml of this shouldn't have the same effect as 440ml of your stuff!  Feels like it has though.


 


Oooooooh...



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Good deal then Suey, I was going to suggest something different. From the same page:

"experienced users know it dishes out mule-kick hangovers. That’s right, baby, we’re talking malt liquor."



This is schwaggart of schwag!

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I have the hangover without the joy of loadsa booze.

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"Oooooh, my head hurts.  I only had one can of Olde English."
i actually just discovered olde english last weekend, much nicer than any of that strongbow or bulmers/magners stuff

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I wory about it being Olde.  I mean, where does all the Newe stuff go?

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It just ages off mate. 

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