The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well, if it makes you feel less panicky, it seem that 'severe' actually means 'normal'. I've never seen it different - except for that day with the raids, when it was 'critical'. You'd have thought that with less terrorists on the streets, that would make the alert level go down, not up! D'oh!
Well, if it makes you feel less panicky, it seem that 'severe' actually means 'normal'. I've never seen it different - except for that day with the raids, when it was 'critical'. You'd have thought that with less terrorists on the streets, that would make the alert level go down, not up! D'oh!
That's sort of my point though, how can "severe" be normal? It's severe ... by definition.
If severe = normal, and critial = high ... what's actual threat? "You're all gonna die!!!"?
Sorry if this is all a bit over serious, but panic mongering is the very worst kind of spin in my opinion, and the kind that our governments on boths sides of the atlantic seem to be persuing.
OK, so I realise this is a highly contraversial opinion in the current climate, but do we really need to be worrying about the terror threat? I don't mean we should just bury our heads in the sand & hope it goes away, I did report an abandoned bag in Euston a couple of weeks ago, I just refuse to get scared by the whole thing. Maybe it comes from growing up at a time of regular IRA bombings?
I think Our Shaz has hit on the perfect solution there. The goverment should invest in 65 million buckets of good quality sand - one for each person in the UK.
No only can we bury our heads in it when things start to go badly, but it has a nice exfoliating action that will keep our skin feeling soft and young!
Oh yeah... and you're right about the other thing too, Shaz. We're British. Stiff upper lip and all that!
I look at it this way.. if something's gonna happen, and I'm gonna get blown to bits or wahtever.. there's really not much I can do about it. So I just live my life and go about my business.
You shouldnt have a go at Hengle about his face - it isnt his fault and besides his Mum loves him... though she is a Nurse and therefore has seen some pretty bad stuff...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
i always presumed it was the jdk put it there, not the nice people at the activeboard HQ..? it doesnt bother me either way. i managed to fly all the way home without reporting anyone for looking suspicious
