The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
You mean you begged and wheedled and your boss, desperate to get rid of you anyway, grudgingly relented...
And when you say 'some working from home', you actually mean quite a lot, hmm. Because you're like a girly who's gone back to work after maternity leave for the 'social aspect' and only work 27 minutes a week!