The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Hey, but you know she's right! (no, not about being cooler dead). I'll have you know I spend some of my time looking at lung cancer stats (work, not pleasure!) & it ain't pleasant reading, so it's no wonder I'm so anti-smoking
No worries, I've been catching **** every day of my life on the subject for some time now. Now it translates in my mind as "Hello Nathan, how are you today?"