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ddvmor


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May as well.  Nothing to lose.  Except then I'd smell bad (or at least worse than I do already!).



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Somehow I'm thoroughly offended... yet not.. all at the same time...

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ddvmor


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It's the smell.  It's offensive. 

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Eew.  And the yellow fingers.

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Originally posted by: bonniepirateanne
"smoking causes impotence"

I'll have to take whomever's word for it, my experiments can't validate this.



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he he he

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quote:
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" I'll have to take whomever's word for it, my experiments can't validate this. "
 haha

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ddvmor


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Nice of them to be so specific.  I might have thought that it meant another type of impotence.

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bonniepirateanne


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i was wondering about that too



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Oh, I believed you that someone said it. Canadian smokes have the same bollox warnings...

But like I said, and fortunately there's no evidence to this, I can't validate such a statement through any experiments I've run. It's probably bull****.

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Cigarette Warnings

Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability, it actually causes shrinkage of the male sexual "equipment."

Wow! If that is true, we need to get the word out ASAP! Maybe the warning on the cigarette packs should be updated to reflect this new information.

How about something like this:

* Warning: These cigarettes are king size -- how about you?

* Warning: Smoking sections in restaurants aren't the only things getting smaller.

* Warning: If you don't reduce your smoking, your smoking will reduce you.

* Warning: Smoking may lead to ridicule on your honeymoon.

* Warning: Smoke rises, but you may not.

* Warning: Second-hand smoke can be harmful to children -- That is.. if you're capable of conceiving any.

* Warning: Cigarettes get shorter the more you puff -- so do you.

* Warning: How can you enjoy a smoke afterwards, if there's no before?

* Warning: The only thing left after a smoke is a dead stub.

* Warning: Don't throw lit cigarettes in the urinal -- you might not have the range to put them out.

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"  Warning: Second-hand smoke can be harmful to children -- That is.. if you're capable of conceiving any.* "
hahahahaha

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ddvmor


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I thank you!


Going to bed now. Night. 



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me too, nightnight

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Warning: Don't throw lit cigarettes in the urinal -- you might not have the range to put them out."

Hehehe.

Still probably more scare tactic bull****.

Night y'all.

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Well, they seem to believe the **** they're smoking: link.

Looks like a similar issue to high cholesterol.

That settles it! I'm taking up a strict diet of rice cakes and water!

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Here's the Canadian warning:



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ddvmor


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"smoking causes impotence"
Hm.  I seem to have found some evidence to the contrary.

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  Aw D, he had him on the run then. <It was funny though.>

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hehe, thats a good joke boss

Although i have to agree with the no smoking thing - long car journeys with the windows up and 2 parents chain smoking in the front , gassing us poor kiddies, as well as squeezing the tar outta a lung into a jar = no smoking for joey please

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I had a cigarette stuffed in my mouth and my nose pinched tight until I had to breathe in by my older sister's 'friend' when I was about 8.  I went home, puked, and cried.  I also resolved never to smoke. 


So Maria Tovey, wherever you are now: Thanks.



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bonniepirateanne


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so.. am i correct in my determination.. the brits are all non-smokers and the americans are smokey-smokers..?

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ddvmor


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That would seem to be the consensus.  Stead used to be a smoker - he gave up a few months ago.


I think that only leaves Mitch unaccounted for.



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From the hobbies he undertakes, I would say that's a definite no.

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bonniepirateanne


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what.. like flamable curtain material collector?

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ddvmor


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He doesn't have a fetish for Sixties sofa upholstery, does he?

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  now that would be telling... 

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quote:
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"so.. am i correct in my determination.. the brits are all non-smokers and the americans are smokey-smokers..?"

that's because we're just so much coooooooler than you!


 




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