my latest piece of junk mail..

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

RE: my latest piece of junk mail..

Aodan · Teiam Member

Hey! We have the same inbox!

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Really? So you get interesting emails from many cool people too then?

Aodan · Teiam Member

Yeah! They're all so considerate.. always wanting me to have a bigger manhood, or last longer in bed, or feel better with knock off Xanex... Such good people they are. Looking out for me and all.

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Indeed. Just yesterday, my good friend Miksa Wolanski send me this:

Miska Wolanski wrote:

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He wasnt. After we landed he stepped out the door and vanished
wouldnt listen . . . the grave, the grave!
Jim-you are something else again! What the hell-Ill do it. But on
No! Out of the trees and onto the plain. Instruments at the ready.
everyone seemed to enjoy. Steengo bowed graciously to acknowledge the
of black smoke emerged from its rear. We stepped back, weapons ready.
the ceiling again. My feet struck and stuck: I switched off power to
much you know about us.
got to me.
originals. Heres a supply for you. I suggest that you share it around

Good to know, eh?

bonniepirateanne · Date: Aug 16, 2006

good indeed.

this is my favourite piece of junk mail i got today:

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Hmm. You've been spammed by Krishna, Katie!

Ho hum!

bonniepirateanne · Date: Aug 17, 2006

oh well, hoorah?

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

No, no. Hari...

bonniepirateanne · Date: Aug 18, 2006

Aodan · Teiam Member

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NateO · Vice JDK and Man of the People

Subject: panda

Its a wonder you wouldnt let therest of us know something about you. Had her husband, the man she had run awaywith, deserted her? No, but theres a bath on the second floor. Some of those whom she liked best did not havemuch money to spend.
Also that he was saying such nice things about her. I couldachucked my job, and I woulda, only for the nice people down at thestore and Mr. Shell only work you an you mightnot get anything, either. I couldachucked my job, and I woulda, only for the nice people down at thestore and Mr. She was lying artfully, but it was soothing to him none the less.
I need aroom for some one who is sick and hasnt much money, but its notso easy to find either. You mustnt think it strange ofher, Clyde.
She looked at him admiringly and he was properly impressed by hernotice of him. For so few were her social or business connectionsthat she rarely received or wrote a letter.
He has charge of thecigar stand over here at the Orphia.
He has charge of thecigar stand over here at the Orphia. And he wastoo far away to detect the character of the handwriting.
Since he knew that thesoutheast front room upstairs contained Esta, he proceeded thereand knocked. I never saw a girl Id ratherhave than you.
Perhapsit was just some one who looked like her. No, but theres a bath on the second floor.
After she was well out of sight, he turned andentered the house. Hes the head of my department, you know, andsay, how I do plague that poor man.
She was lying artfully, but it was soothing to him none the less. The party proved nothing more than one of those ebullitions of theyouthful mating period. She had the same height, and shewas moving along as Esta used to walk. Its strange that she wouldnt come here if she is back.
And while this had troubled her not a little in onesense, it rather pleased her in another.
And her cheeks and lips were rouged a little. Thethought of being content with one not so attractive almostnauseated him. Dontcha think Im pretty nice to you,disappointin a good-lookin fella like Charlie for you?
She did not answer him and he went to his room to changehis clothes. Perhapsit was just some one who looked like her.

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

Hmm...

He has charge of the cigar stand over here at the Orphia.

Plagiarism, I think.

ddvmor · **I am the Jammie King!**

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sha76jam · Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree

It's good that they made the last paragraph so clear.

sha76jam · Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree

Well, I must admit I've not opened the actual email, but thought the subject line was worth sharing:
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JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

Hmmm I think they may have been writing to the JDK... or Hengle...

That was unkind...

sha76jam · Cpt Acorn Short of An Oaktree

& just so unlike you!

JonnyStead · **"I'm Lois!"**

I know! it came from nowhere...